Things I have wanked into/onto:
my hand, obviously. .
bed
toilet
shower
the sea !
tissues
towels
the carpet
knickers into the crotch or tied onto my dick
a bra
a pillow
a dress
the ground
someone's pussy
someone's tits
someone's back
someone 's face
the wall behind my bed
myself
a condom
a hot tub
the gap between the mattress and the divan
porn mags
hello magazine
page 3 of the sun
my pants
cycling shorts
a hole in the wall with a load of chicks behind it in a bar in mexico
a sock
curtains
a plastic bag
shopping catalogues
pics printed off FLICKR
I think there are a few more, I will give it some serious thought and come back to you soon.
take care and have a good life,
Alex
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3 comments:
The Sun is such a terrible publication, I think wanking on it is about the most appropriate gesture possible. Certainly better than reading it. Honestly, I love you Britons, but your standards in journalism? A bit questionable. :)
xx
Marcelle,
Thanks for your comment,
I have n't wanked to page 3 of the sun for years, I may just revisit soon for old time sake though...
Ha ha. Hope you know I'm just kidding, anyway. I lived in the UK briefly during the late 90s, and love it as much as my own country. It was a joke made out of affection for a place I really miss.
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